I have five tips for surviving the mud. I have formalized my personal mud experience into survival tips because, today, I am responsible for a small cadre of motivated students who are helping me count, measure, and collect a few hundred of the estimated 12 billion invasive Asian mud snails (Batillaria attramentaria) in Padilla Bay, WA (O’Connor et al. 2001). I don’t want to lose any students.
My students and I brave the mud to assess how large the invasive snails are, how many there are, and where they are found throughout Padilla Bay (~60 miles north of Seattle). These observations will help us understand why there are so freaking many! These snails ring the bay like soap scum around the bathtub. It’s not just the number of snails that is astounding. An estimated 86% of the snails in this bay is infected with a castrating parasite – that is, a worm that gets inside snails, and eats snail gonad tissue to reproduce themselves. In the process of doing this, the parasite also causes the snail to resume growth. As a result, 86% of the snails in this bay are both huge and incapable of making baby snails. And yet there are still so, so many snails. How do they do it? We must brave the mud to find out.
If there’s one thing I have learned on the mudflats, it’s that mud a great equalizer of humanity. The mud does not care whether you are rich. The mud does not care whether you are smart. The mud will take the boots and dignity of sinners and saints equally. The mud is a force of nature, but you do not force the mud. This philosophy informs:
EMILY’S SURE-FIRE* TIPS FOR SURVIVING MUDFLATS
- Keep moving. The more slowly you move, and the longer you stand, the more you will sink.
- Don’t walk through wet areas, but do walk across any emergent structure on the mudflat: shells, eelgrass, woody debris. These things will keep you from sinking. Don’t worry, the mudflat will recover.
- Walk on your toes. Stepping flat-footed actually makes it harder to pull your foot back up, because you create a larger vacuum. The large size of your foot relative to your leg also pulls you down deeper – this is actually how clams bury themselves.
- If you do get stuck or start to sink, don’t panic. Grab hold of your boots and try to lift your heel first, at an angle, to break the suction.
- Once you get unstuck, KEEP MOVING! If you don’t move, you are standing near or in the same soupy mud that you got stuck in in the first place, and you will sink again. I know your instinct is to rest, recover, get your bearings, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOVE, BECAUSE I AM NOT DIGGING YOU OUT OF THE MUD AGAIN!
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I make it back without losing a single student – not even their boots. A few socks, maybe, but today it is enough to return with booted students.



By Daniella Pizzurro
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